A guy driving a car carrier truck at night has his headlights go out - so he pulls over and climbs up to the car above the cab and turns on the car's headlights - then he drives on down the road.
A hayseed driving an old pickup up ahead suddenly swerves off the road into a corn field and the hayseed jumps out and starts running like hell into the field. So, the trucker pulls over to the side of the road and yells: "What's going on - you alright?" The hayseed says: "Well I saw your lights in the rear-view mirror and I thought that, if you were half as wide as your are tall, then I'd better just get the hell out of the way!" LoL!
