Thanks. now the Hotel Pratschli reference makes me wonder who you are. No sleep until I know.
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of merudanda Sent: Friday, September 27, 2013 4:35 AM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Bar Jokes ---In firstname.lastname@example.org <mailto:email@example.com> , <no_re...@yahoogroups.com <mailto:no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > wrote: Lovely naughty anthrax how you can do that to our beloved host Ricky -just now when he is getting somehow so closer in breathing distance to his Divine Mother bridging the gap to the bat , so to speak, with the help of bat-girl gap breathing Connie Huebner (related to Peter the Great?!) (http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/FairfieldLife/conversations/topics/358898) Shut down shift-happen-plugging-connection -to transcendence -batgap in disgrace? Can't allow this to happen- have to make a `Rashta Cavach' defense shield by chanting ,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPy0bo9nPLU In fond memories of your ear plugging-francy-to transcendence in the basement at the Hotel Praetschli in Arosa, Switzerland in 1974and me petal dropping higher above,- dear Rick , let me help me and you with some wild guess--so hold your breath: How about : You have to be pretty rowdy and intoxicated to be asked to leave a bar. Or you just have to be a bear. 1.Asking to leave mode: In Juneau, Alaska on Monday night a black bear walked into the downtown Alaskan Hotel & Bar. The bartender's response? Ask it to leave of course. http://www.ktoo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/24barbear-pkg.mp3 The hotel's bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy saw the bear, appropriately responded with a minor freakout and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!" Unlike raucous frat boys, the bear politely responded by turning around and leaving (you can watch the video of it doing so) or see Judy's link http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/FairfieldLife/conversations/topics/358839 My link suggestion: Bar hopping bear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZH4xuOJA8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y12MUNRAK78 2, The intoxicated mode:A widespread viral bear -drug- joke goes like this: A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar. The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar." The bear then says, "See that lady at the end of the bar. If you don't sell me a beer I'm going to eat her." The bartender again replies, "We don't serve no beer to nobears in this bar." The bear eats the lady comes back to the other end of the bar and says, " Now will you sell me a beer?" The bartender responds, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar, especially no bears on drugs." Indignantly, the bear says, "What do you mean on drugs?" The bartender answers, "Well, that was a Bar Bitch You Ate!" In bat-gap-combination of 1 and 2 and the news on YouTube it could makes the bear-beer-bear-drugged-leave joke, i guess. Hope i saved your Batgap -plugging - connection-again-performance for awhile.... and it makes you laugh... BTW getting headache from reading?---take C. H. 's advise --NOW You may take a breath again---ddeeeeeep ---In firstname.lastname@example.org <mailto:email@example.com> , <anartaxius@... <mailto:anartaxius@...> > wrote: This is your koan Rick. If you don't get it, you will have to shut down batgap in disgrace. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> , <firstname.lastname@example.org <mailto:email@example.com> > Rick Archer wrote: I still don’t get it. Please explain. From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of jr_esq@... Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:28 PM To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> Subject: [FairfieldLife] RE: Bar Jokes That's a good one. It took me a while to get it. ---In firstname.lastname@example.org <mailto:email@example.com> , <punditster@... <mailto:punditster@...> > wrote: A bear walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Get out - no bears!" So, the bear leaves.