The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when
Mom is really angry with them.
On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote:
* You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted.
On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony2k5@...
* To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit the target.
While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second
mouse that gets the cheese.