Dear Share, let's "unpack" this together.  I am in a good mood this morning.  I 
feel lighter and brighter than usual.  IT'S A FRIGGING MIRACLE, SHARE.  Now, I 
could attribute this MIRACLE to the Vitamin D in liquid form that I have in my 
cupboard and tend to ingest through spiritual osmosis, but I suspect (I am the 
tiniest bit paranoid, if you've been paying attention), that bOb, in his 
inimitable (Google this word, Share) wisdom, is somehow responsible for the 
assist.  You could learn a lot from Bob and JUDY, Share, about music and art 
and thoughtful conversation, for three.  
 

 However, it is intuitive of you to ask me to help you understand more about 
the word "FRIGGING", because I happen to know a lot about this word, in that I 
am raising teenagers, for one.  
 

 According to the Urban Dictionary, "friggin' " (and I prefer this spelling and 
pronunciation) is "a handy word used to replace "fuckin(g)" in arguments with 
your mom," as in "What the crap mom, that's so fu-friggin' lame."  I will 
confirm that this very phrase has been used on me.  When I asked my teen to 
please not swear at me, she told me in no uncertain terms that "FRIGGIN" was 
not a swear word.  "Hmmmmmm.....very interesting, isn't it?"  
 

 Another definition in the Urban Dictionary of "friggin' " is "a word for a 
female masturbating."  Is this the "sense" of the word that you were "sensing"? 
 In that the whole phrase was "...GET A FRIGGING LIFE" and that "frigging" is 
used as an adjective, not a verb, I think this unlikely.  However, if you feel 
like "friggin," don't be embarrassed about it - I'm guessing that even the 
Neanderthals had this figured out.
 

 Yet another definition of the word "frigging " is "a word used by cowards who 
are too afraid to say "fucking.""  I suspect this is what you meant in your 
declaration; did you "sense" that Bob and I should "GET A FUCKING LIFE" Share?  
I am only asking because *you* wrote what *you* were sensing at the time, and I 
can only be responsible for my *share* of what crosses FFL, and that would be 
what I write.  
 

 Now, this statement of yours was made in response to a question to you about 
what you thought about Ann's tree.  I'm guessing, based on your response, that 
you found this question intolerable in some way.  In my world (the world of 
teenagers), the phrase "GET A FUCKING LIFE (Or FRIGGING, if you prefer) is 
another way of saying "FUCK YOU" OR "FUCK OFF!"  Now, this could be a clue for 
*you* that *you* may be holding a resentment.  
 

 Luckily for you, I have put together a FEELINGS 101 manual for you and I am 
willing to put it in the mail and pay for postage. I worry for you Share, 
because resentments can lead to RAGE and they also often result in MEAN 
behavior - both of which are not good for one's health.  No amount of quinoa 
(or dietary restrictions in general) will help with this kind of a problem. 
But, Share, this is just a tease, the solution is in the manual, so let me know 
if this is something you'd like to pursue.
 

 TODAY IS DECEMBER 22nd!  ISN'T IT GRAND? HAVE A MARVELOUS FUCKING DAY SHARE. 
Emily.
 

 P.S.  This is a remedial lesson on this fabulous word "FUCK".  (If the link 
doesn't work, you'll have to cut and paste it in.)
 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPdhHed4sg 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPdhHed4sg

  

 

 ---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, <authfriend@...> wrote:

 Share blabbered:
 
 << Emily, so I did! But I can't unpack cuz don't know dictionary def of 
frigging, only sense of it.-: >>
 

 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=frigging

 



 

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