"No one is listening until your mouth gets ahead of your brain.' - Will Rogers
On Fri, Jan 3, 2014 at 9:32 AM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: > "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I > may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell > alone." - Will Rogers > > > On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:35 PM, Richard Williams <[email protected]>wrote: > >> Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. >> >> Farmer: How do you know that? >> >> Hayseed: Because I just traded two $500 cats for him! >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, Nov 22, 2013 at 8:01 PM, Richard Williams >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> "What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother." >>> >>> >>> On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM, Richard Williams >>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think >>>> I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. >>>> You'll >>>> just have to be a little patient." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Sun, Oct 27, 2013 at 7:07 PM, Richard J. Williams < >>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> Barack! This is NOT a conference call. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On 10/27/2013 6:28 PM, [email protected] wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> - War does not determine who is right, only who is left. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ---In [email protected], <punditster@...> >>>>> <punditster@...>wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. >>>>> >>>>> On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sundur@... wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Funny, funny, funny! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ---In [email protected], >>>>> <[email protected]><[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>> The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know >>>>> when Mom is really angry with them. >>>>> >>>>> On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> - You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a >>>>> parachute to skydive twice. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ---In [email protected], >>>>> <[email protected]><[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. >>>>> That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. >>>>> >>>>> On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever >>>>> you hit the target. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ---In [email protected], >>>>> <[email protected]><[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>> While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second >>>>> mouse that gets the cheese. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
