To be sung to the tune of Emily Levine's "Avert The Danger"

Avert the danger before it arises!
Now we're grinnin' and makin' compromises!
We're tellin' a pack of lies, to make lots of money!
We're selling everything from nirvana to rancid honey!
We claim to save to world so our prestige will glow!
No TM enemy will be born,
Only our bank accounts will grow!
Ringing the bell of charlatanism!

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