Back when I lived in Malibu, the guy who lived in the apartment underneath mine was a mechanic specializing in "flash cars." Every day he'd drive a new Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, or similar beast home and park it in our garage. He used to joke about the owners, who he characterized as having paid for the cars they owned by having had to forfeit 1 IQ point for every $10,000 the cars cost them. Since most of these cars cost $150,000-$200,000, that's a lot of lost IQ points.
The only owner he spoke highly of was Miles Davis, whose Ferrari he worked on often. It wasn't that he actually liked Miles (he was more into headbanger music), but he liked working on the car because, in his words, "I can stay high for a week just on the amount of cocaine that Miles spills and leaves on his car seats." :-) ________________________________ From: Michael Jackson <mjackso...@yahoo.com> To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Wednesday, April 2, 2014 5:43 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Were you there Sal? Sal, is this your mistress driving the Lamborghini? http://www.nydailynews.com/autos/400-000-lamborghini-aventador-air-wild-london-crash-article-1.1741770
