So sorry Michael but Herr Schicklgrüber not only gets heaven but a fine seat in front of YVHV. All he had to do was ask Haysoos to forgive him for his sins - including the millions he fried. I'm sure those millions of Yews will be applauding as YVHV says ... "Why sure - come on in."
Not even MMY had the gall to offer something so wondrous. This is why the Romans called Christianity the religion of women and slaves. Who else would depend so heavily upon having no responsibility? Got gall?