Dan, this is one of my favorite Seinfeld's of all time. How did they pack so
much into one episode?! Includes Kramer getting a line in a Woody Allen movie:
These pretzels are making me thirsty. And a totally hilarious scene at the car
rental place.
Seinfeld - Jerry rents a car ( The alternate side )
Seinfeld - Jerry rents a car ( The alternate side )
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On Friday, September 19, 2014 8:07 AM, danfriedman2002
<no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <sharelong60@...> wrote :
Seinfeld - The Car Thief
Seinfeld - The Car Thief
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The really funny part is when they can't figure out how to 'cross wires' rather
than use a key. This we knew as teenagers. Used a screwdriver though. Part of
that "Summer in the Country" living.
Taught the locals lots of useful skills. What's the Statute of Limitations for
car jacking?
Marko, not Dan
On Friday, September 19, 2014 6:45 AM, danfriedman2002
<no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote :
dude, Of Course No Gangster owns New York! Its like no one can stuff that much
cheesecake in their mouth, at once. So, yeah, Tommy "The Trout" C. and Billy
"What's My Name" G. ran the pizza and garbage rackets, while I did cars. As for
your six missing vehicles, hey, maybe you forgot whey dey was parked, Capisce?
That's Mr. Dude to you!
The only one that was "losted" was a
rip off by the police.
One was used in the commission of a crime. Stoke my crappy car to drive into a
parking garage to jack Mecedes and Beemers. Lefy my car behind.
Another, a gold shitty volks involved the only real policework Cops call me
because they see the car parked at a pump up in harlem with a couple of
gangsters inside. Looks curious. They call to ask if i own it or if it's right
that 2 gangsters be in it. Not-so-right.
Another was a just-bought READ BEAUTY. Gets stolen on Valentines Day. Just
picture the 'dude' giving it to his girl and the sweet appreciation which
followed.
I owe you 2 more stories.
P.S. Sometimes I visit Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic and the other islands to
pay a visit to my old cars. I use the word 'my' loosely.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote :
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote :
Close, but I have an out - I was actually in Hong Kong 46 years ago, and the
tentacles of my criminal enterprise had not yet extended to the major capitals
of the world -
At the time, I was still a tier-one gangster, controlling just The Solomon
Islands, Ulan Bator, Budapest, and half the state of Arkansas. The Big Apple
came later...much later.
That Jaguar was stolen from Manhattan!
Your alibi is as fucked=up complicated as it can be. KISS pal.
No gangster will ever control NYC. There's a new thug born every minute. Kinda
cosmic, when you realize that there's a sucker born
every minute.
Nature.
P.S. I've had 6 cars stolen from me in Manhattan.You got some 'splainin to do.
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote :
...the Police Blotter after you pointed out the NYC crime. What do I read but:
Classic Jaguar found 46 years after being stolen.
Found in California!
pulling an rv?
