<shower running in the background>
 Barry, humming his fave Bruce Cockburn tune, steps out, notices the floor got 
all wet - "let the fukin' roomies mop it up..." "Hey good lookin'..." he says 
to the mirror, imagining him and Bruce, pals, just like him and Curtis...bros, 
in a rock n' roll world. 
 He tousles his thinning hair, slaps some Stetson after-shave on his sagging 
jowls, pulls on his Jerry Garcia t-shirt (signed by the Dalai Lama), some 
jeans, and shuffles, a little hurriedly, towards that favorite bar of his, "Le 
Petite Chausser". 
 Sure, no one ever says a word to him, but he's got 'em convinced of his 
popularity on the 'Net -- a sideways glance to no one, a secret chuckle at the 
screen, a little too loud, perhaps an escape of laughter, as the ever convivial 
waitress approaches, for Barry's inevitable third drink order, and inevitable 
 Reading a little too much into her social nature, Barry tried once, to explain 
the "cult addicted idiots" on his laptop. She smiled, but he heard her laughing 
quietly, as she walked away. bitch. 
 Oh well, at least an hour or two out of his room - "...fukin' roomies - fukin' 
conformist Dutch - fukin' Maharishi - fukin Steve - fukin Judy - fukin Jimbo - 
fukin Robin, Share, jr, Richard, Jedi, Ann, Em, Rory, Bob Price, and all the 
rest of those losers...Ah, at last, Fairfieldlife has loaded, I hate those 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <steve.sundur@...> wrote :
 Yow Barry. Good night!  Is this your Declaration of Independence, Magna Carta, 
and Wuthering Height all rolled into one? 

 Barry don't go nuclear.  It wouldn't be fair.  To threaten someone by putting 
them on your DNR list!

 No, Barry, no.  That is too severe.  Much too severe.  

 Please reconsider.

 Oh, the humanity, the humanity!

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <turquoiseb@...> wrote :

 From: "blue_bungalow_2@... [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com>
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Thursday, October 9, 2014 1:56 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Are Aliens too Distant for Contact?
You know Steve, it took others years to find his [Barry's] true 
character. Bob Price managed to find that out in just a few 
minutes time. Bob's so sharp, Uncle Tantra cannot face him.
Uncle Tantra's criticism is designed to be offensive in a 
sadistic sense.

And earlier:
Relax Steve, have you re-incarnated as Judy here?

OK, let's deal with YOUR issue, jedi_bungalow_bill.  

You posed the question to Steve, but isn't it JUST as applicable to you? Have 
YOU reincarnated as Judy?  

After all, wasn't it her act to try to provoke arguments, and if people didn't 
fall for the provocation, to then harass and stalk them and try to *taunt* them 
into replying to her, so she could eventually get the head-to-head argument she 

Well, I dealt with that by taking away from her what she really wanted -- a 
"captive audience" to yell at so she could try to (in her mind) hurt them. I 
just stopped bothering to read her posts. Based on her recent efforts, it may 
have worked...she sticks to facts and seems to have dropped the "If you don't 
respond by giving me the argument I want I'll say nastier and nastier things 
about you until you do" thang. Good deal, say I, and I wish her well with the 
new approach. 

Well, that's what Steve and Ann and Jim and Dan and Richard have been doing to 
me, too -- trying to run Judy's old routine. I won't pay any attention to them, 
and have in fact stopped reading their posts as well, and as far as I can tell 
from quotes of theirs I see in people's posts I *do* read, they've reacted by 
adopting Judy's old "bunny boiler" tactics:


Why I'm bothering to spell this out is that YOU (jedi_spock, 
bungalow_blue_balls, or whoever you are this week) seem to be trying to run the 
same number. You've got your panties in a twist about me over something, and 
you seem to be trying to taunt me into having an argument with you so that you 
can get the twist out by yelling at me. 

Sorry...not gonna happen. *As* with Bob Price, who *several* people wrote off 
as a waste of time after his first abusive period here, and *as* with Dan 
Friedman, who others (including Judy) realized was a nut case during his first 
drive-by, if you keep up this trying-to-taunt-me-into-arguing-with-you routine 
you'll share the same fate. 

Life is just Too Fuckin' Short to waste it with pissants who are intent on 
turning everything into a battle. Allow me to spell it out for you: YOU ARE 

Now you know. Do with this information what you will...

...oh, and have a nice day.  :-) 

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