Jim where do you get this stuff? From your chitta? ;-) --- jim_flanegin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 7:45AM Awake. Darn! Overslept again, due to lack of > alarm clock. All > is bliss, all is bliss...take cold shower to > eliminate thoughts of > sex. Scrape tongue. > > 8:00AM settle down to do program. > 9:00AM still doing program. > > 9:16AM phone rings. Don't answer it. Supervisor from > MAPI store > calls, sounding both polite and tense, wondering > where I am, since > this is the fourth time this month I am late. I > think, "Doing > program is our most important work". > > All is bliss, all is bliss, start to get headache in > middle of > siddhis program. Foot goes to sleep. Pins and > needles. All is bliss, > all is bliss- Ow! Bumped butt really hard! Make note > to buy new foam > mattress for flying... > 9:50AM Start to get thoughts of sex during lie down > after flying. > Quick, read sutras!!! > > 10:10AM Drinking MV tea, eating wheat-free toast and > soy milk and > kashi cereal. Finished. Guiltily wolf down two > snickers bars. Scrape > tongue again. All is bliss, all is bliss. Leave > house through south > entrance. Ooops!!! Pray to Guru Dev, walk back > inside and leave > through east entrance. > > 10:20AM Still trying to start 1981 Pontiac Sunbird. > Problem > compounded by salvation army polyester pants not > warm enough for > winter time. This world is so ignorant!!!... Finally > car starts, > start to back out of driveway. Suddenly Mercedes > with tinted glass > whips around corner. I slam on brakes, "Jai Guru > Dev! [EMAIL PROTECTED] > F&cker!!!" I half-shout at the ignorant rakshasa > bastard... all is > bliss all is bliss all is bliss... > > 10:45AM Pull into parking lot of MAPI store, hurry > inside, eyes > downcast. "Jai Guru Dev, Fred!" says my boss. "Jai > Guru Dev, Roger" > I reply, and hurry to the back of the store, where I > am hoping to > brew some vata tea, to counteract my massive sugar > rush from the > snickers bars. All is bliss all is bliss all is > bliss... > > Noon. Finish selling coral beads, 2 big jars of > honey, a Bhagavad > Gita hardcover book, and 5 MAPI soy protein candy > bars to a cute > white girl in a dhoti. Really cute...all is bliss > all is bliss all > is bliss... > > 12:15AM The store staff and I do a noon meditation > in the back room. > Bhakti (birth name David...) locks his hands into > some kind of mudra > as he meditates. After we all come out, Roger begins > to argue with > Bhakti about whether he is following Maharishi by > holding his hands > that way while meditating. Bhakti just smiles at > him, though I > notice he slams the door of the meditation room when > he leaves, with > a harsh little laugh. Roger writes something down > but I can't see it. > > While eating my burnt fried tofu and mung beans for > lunch, I start > to have the most blissful experience. > I.Am.Centered.In.Being. Wow! > Waves of bliss wash over me! I feel more enlightened > than anyone in > the store! This is great! Jai Guru Dev! I can feel > my face flushing, > and a deep blissful silence pervades my...Oh SH*T!! > Some asshole kid > knocked over the incense display...again! > > Jaigurudev all is bliss all is bliss...I'm hoping > that the packs of > incense that broke can be returned. Last time we > sent them back to > Devi Products, they weren't too happy about it. > > After about ten minutes, all is back to normal, > except for yet > another ding on Ganesh's trunk at the top of the > display. All is > bliss all is bliss all is bliss. I settle down, and > pour myself my > eighth cup of vata tea, and dip into my secret stash > of m&m's...just > picking out the yellow ones. > > 2:00PM It is quiet at the store. Roger is reading > Maharishi's > translation of the Gita, again. It is such > wonderful...Knowledge...Oh, the...Knowledge. > Yeah...Chapter 2, verse > 45: Be.Without.The.Three.Gunas. Krishna, ManÂ…that is > so cool. Roger > starts to explain it, and that makes everyone in the > store feel > really good. Jai Guru Dev! I wonder if the Purusha > men will be at > group program tonight. They are here after being > with Maharishi. I > could really feel the bliss radiating from them last > night. They are > soooo enlightened! > > 2:30PM Roger calls me into his office (the veggie > storage room) and > says that I can't go on the Almost Savoring > Enlightenment course > that starts next week. I know it is a test from the > Absolute. I am > very peaceful and take the decision with equanimity. > It is what the > Master wants. Jai Guru Dev...all is bliss all is > bliss all is > bliss...I think I was in CC earlier today. I'm > pretty sure I was > witnessing! > > God, if only the ignorant world would recognize this > precious, > blessed knowledge we are so > fortunatetoreceivefromMaharishiMaheshYogi...He IS > divine. Too bad I > couldn't convince my dad about that, living his > corporate darkness > f*cking ignorant ....all is bliss all is bliss all > is bliss. At > least I have radiated enough enlightenment so that > he keeps sending > me checks ... Cleansing the family dharma. All is > bliss all is bliss > all is bliss... > > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > --------------------~--> > Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make > Yahoo! your home page > http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM > --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!' > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > __________________________________ Yahoo! FareChase: Search multiple travel sites in one click. http://farechase.yahoo.com ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. 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