Re "They find this guy living in a sleazy sixth-floor walkup in a fairly 
low-rent banlieu of Paris who is an almost 100% DNA match for Mary Magdalene.": 

 Funnily enough, scientists revealed today that the DNA sample recovered from 
the remains of Richard III (whose body was discovered under a car park!) show 
that the present Royal Family may not be descended down the male line. If so, 
in theory, someone else could have a rightful claim to the throne of England. 
Maybe we should have a civil war to decide between the rival claimants who 
would appear out of the woodwork.
 

 (The person with the best claim is probably Lady Kinloss (born 1957) who is 
the heir-general of Lady Catherine Grey, sister of Lady Jane Grey, briefly 
Queen of England after the death of King Edward VI.)
 

 If anyone fancies their chances just bear in mind what happened to Lady Jane 
herself . . .
 

 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <turquoiseb@...> wrote :

 From: "Bhairitu noozguru@... [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com>
 

 How 'bout a sci-fi movie about a dystopian future where imagination is banned? 
 For some reason I think that's been done already.
 
 

 Here's a SciFi "imagination" scenario, just for fun.  :-)

Scientists test the skull of Mary Magdalene that is displayed in a church in 
the south of France (I've actually been there and seen it), and decide to run 
its DNA against one of those modern Internet databases that promise to track 
your DNA through the ages and tell you who you were most likely to be related 
to in the past, and where on the planet they lived. 

So they do this, backtrack to the "closest match" today, and they find this guy 
living in a sleazy sixth-floor walkup in a fairly low-rent banlieu of Paris who 
is an almost 100% DNA match for Mary Magdalene. This, because of the numerous 
tales of MM's time spent in France and her continuing-to-this-day reputation 
there as the literal wife of Jesus, suddenly makes this guy more interesting 
than a normal guy in such living conditions would. 

Voila, this poor schmuck's life is interrupted by incessant knocking on his 
door, followed by hundreds of reporters -- French, and otherwise -- descending 
upon him, demanding: "SO...you've just been scientifically certified via DNA 
evidence as the great-great-great-great-great-great-<you get the 
picture>-grandson of Jesus. How do you FEEL about that?"

:-)


















   

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <turquoiseb@...> wrote :

 From: "Bhairitu noozguru@... [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com>
 

 How 'bout a sci-fi movie about a dystopian future where imagination is banned? 
 For some reason I think that's been done already.
 
 

 Here's a SciFi "imagination" scenario, just for fun.  :-)

Scientists test the skull of Mary Magdalene that is displayed in a church in 
the south of France (I've actually been there and seen it), and decide to run 
its DNA against one of those modern Internet databases that promise to track 
your DNA through the ages and tell you who you were most likely to be related 
to in the past, and where on the planet they lived. 

So they do this, backtrack to the "closest match" today, and they find this guy 
living in a sleazy sixth-floor walkup in a fairly low-rent banlieu of Paris who 
is an almost 100% DNA match for Mary Magdalene. This, because of the numerous 
tales of MM's time spent in France and her continuing-to-this-day reputation 
there as the literal wife of Jesus, suddenly makes this guy more interesting 
than a normal guy in such living conditions would. 

Voila, this poor schmuck's life is interrupted by incessant knocking on his 
door, followed by hundreds of reporters -- French, and otherwise -- descending 
upon him, demanding: "SO...you've just been scientifically certified via DNA 
evidence as the great-great-great-great-great-great-<you get the 
picture>-grandson of Jesus. How do you FEEL about that?"

:-)


















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