Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Princess Charlotte of Cambridge

[steve.sun...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]]

Ringside Announcer: In this corner, from Northern California, of average height 
and weight, with a fondness for certain dairy concoctions, is...........John R. 
Esq.
 
 
 *applause*
 
 
 “And in this corner, we have the fearsome threesome hailing from two different 
continents, with knowledge spanning all endeavors of human interest - 
turquoiseb, Salyavin, and MJ!”
 
 
 *roaring applause* as the two parties meet at center ring.
 
 
 Announcer: Gentlemen, you know the rules. I want a clean fight. No loitering 
near the ropes, and I want you to break, when I tell you to break.
 
 
 *the parties touch boxing gloves and go back to their corner*
 
 
 John's Manager: Okay, this is your fight. I know you're up for it. This guys 
have KO'd, or TKO'd everyone else they've come up against. There's really no 
one left. But remember our prefight analysis.
 
 
 You can count on Salyavin and MJ to throw pretty straight punches. But, oh, 
wait, did you put on that new athletic cup I got you? turquiseb is going to hit 
below the belt. It's just the way he fights. 
 
 
 Now, don't count on ref noticing, because he does it pretty cleverly. But, God 
Oh Mighty, I hope you have that cup on.
 
 
 John: *dancing around in his corner* I'm gonna come out swinging, boss. I got 
this. I won't let you down.
 
 
 
 Ding! As round one begins...............................