Reason: You just gotta know Turq'll be all over Rick with an incessant bombardment.
I mean, if Rick set the dog on us yappers, why can't we get get our cry-wolfer hounding him? Turq, we know you're there reading. Ha, hee hee, ha ha the fucking ha at you! You got fucked over, Dude. What a loser to go so far beyond the bounds and get PUNISHED BY A PUTZ. Fuck, you'll be back any second now, so you might as well settle down and do the time for the crime. Can't wait. But meanwhile, (root word "mean") if you are seething with red mercury popping out of your thermometer skull, it would be good for you to report this to one of us via private email, so that we good people over here can fully enjoy your suffering. This would go along way toward welcoming you back when it comes to pass. You could be a hero by fully suffering for us -- let's face it: you're a martyr born. Do some therapy -- astound everyone! Missing ya just like I miss Willy.