--- In [email protected], anonymousff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Whoever said that has obviously never visited a > > good Chinese tonic herbalist. I knew such an > > herbalist once, who supplied tonic herbal teas > > (including some that were rather powerful yang > > tonics) to the rich and famous. I once got to > > sample some of the tea he was brewing up for > > an order for Billy Idol and Mick Jagger. Had > > a hardon for three days. No joke. > > According to the Viagra commercials on TV here in the <hahahaha> > The Home of the Brave and the Free <hahahahaha>, any such > condition which lasts for me than 3 hours should immediately be > reported to one's doctor. > > "Dr. Jordan's answering service. Would you state your condition so > the Doctor can get right back to you? What's that you say? > You've had a Purple Heart on for more than 3 hours? Well, on > behalf of a gratful nation...".
It *was* kinda embarrassing; I had to buy some baggy pants for the duration. Fortunately I was on vacation and not doing training classes at the time, otherwise the students would've been making snide comments about my new "laser pointer." :-) But at least now I know the secret of Billy and Mick's onstage charisma. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Dying to be thin? Anorexia. Narrated by Julianne Moore. http://us.click.yahoo.com/abEMxA/sbOLAA/d1hLAA/0NYolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
