---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <emptybill@...> wrote :
Careful, you might be forced to move to Canada, Feste, once those guys with the torches and pitchforks come after you... You must not get out much. Torches and pitchforks? What a fantasy life you lead wafflebeater. Try reading the Canada Free Press occasionally. You are drinking the Kool-Aid again and it is jiggling you synapses. No, no! I saw it in a movie. They use farm implements, torches and gather in mobs and shout a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvGnro4Cgw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvGnro4Cgw Armed revolution would proly start with AR-15’s and 50 cals but quickly progress to National Guard centers armories. You don't have a clue. Uh huh. Mike has nailed it exactly. The incredulous tail biters are slack-jawed as usual. Oh you tease, Pants. You know no one is "slack-jawed" nor "incredulous". What a dreary world you must inhabit - having to create all this drama. Offer them some parcels on your acreage, Wolfbait. Maybe they can bail some alfalfa for a cup a tea. They'll also need a pair of scissors to feel safe. Unfortunately, the climate where I live does not support the growing of alfalfa but I do have a pair of scissors in the (you guessed it) BARN where I also have three pitchforks and a couple of stout rakes. We'll be fine.