i love them. I know some of the dumbest, yet sweetest, blonde girls. Sweetness, big loving heart, uber-compassionate and caring , amd blomnde, -- beats pure intellecutal girls any day. And brains and heart, and blonde -- very high loka.
And I am blond. Well touch of grey now, as the GD (Grateful Dead) acknowldege, compelling silver actually, but as said, my genes go three octives higher when I see a pure norwegian, finish, or even kewl california blonde beach girl. And all props to all women. Jeniffer Morrison of Dr. House, <D (Fox) a brunette -- is angelic and rocks my world too. (but probably finish) Like I said, its not a superiority thing. (uphill battle with all those blonde jokes.) Its an endangered species, a divesity thing. (Natural) Blonde chicks rock my world. And some have quite high IQs. And surprisingly ALL drink Aquavit. :) Which obviosuly is an IQ thing. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, gullible fool <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > (Hey I collect blonde jokes and find > > them hilarious -- > > and to some degree -- TRUE). But it is a recognition > > of the value of > > maintaining at lest some genetic diversity. > > Sounds like it's time for my collection of blonde > jokes: > > A married couple woke up when the phone rang at 2 in > the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked > up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should > I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The > husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't > know, some woman wanting to know "if the coast is > clear." > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices > a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it > up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, > this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, > "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her > the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and > says, "You dummy, it's me!" > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so > she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment > unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him > in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really > angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as > she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the > gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, > honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, > you're next!" > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state > capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know > all of them." A friend says, "Oaky, what's the capital > of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's > easy...W". > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her > she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" > > ----------------------------------------------------- > > A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of > Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator > shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay > the high prices the local vendors were asking. After > becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude > of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe > I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can > get a pair of genuine alligator shoes at a reasonable > price!" The shopkeeper humored her, saying "By all > means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch > yourself a really big one!" Determined, the blonde > turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching > herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper > was driving home when he heard what sounded like a > shotgun being fired. He looked over by the nearby > swamp and spotted the young woman who had been in his > shop just a few hours earlier standing waist deep in > the water, shotgun in hand. The shopkeeper stopped his > car and began watching in amazement. Suddenly, he saw > a huge 11-foot alligator swimming quickly towards her. > She took aim, shot the creature and with a great deal > of effort hauled it onto the swamp bank. Laying nearby > were several more of the dead creatures. At this > point, the shopkeeper decided to get out of his car > and approach the blonde. He asked, "What in the world > is going on here?" Just then, the blonde flipped the > 11-foot alligator on its back and, frustrated, shouted > out, "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!" > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire > herself out as a handyman-type person and started > canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the > front door of the first house and asked the owner if > he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my > porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How > about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that > the paint and other materials that she might need were > in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard > the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she > realize that the porch goes all the way around the > house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing > on it." A short time later the blonde came to the door > to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he > asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint > left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man > reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," > the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > A blonde was driving down a quiet desert highway. In > the distance, she saw a brunette doing jumping jacks > in the middle of the road. The blonde decided to stop > her car to investigate. The brunette was jumping up > and down clapping her hands over her head and > shouting, "Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-one!" So, > seeing how this looked like fun, the blonde asked the > brunette "May I join you?" The brunette said "Sure!" > So, the blonde got behind her and started doing > jumping jacks and shouting, "Twenty-one! Twenty-one! > Twenty-one!" After a minute or two, the brunette asked > the blonde "Can you hold down the fort here so I can > take a break?" The blonde surely wanted to continue > because she was having the best time of her life doing > jumping jacks in the middle of the highway and > shouting twenty-one. "Sure!" she said. So, the > brunette got in her car and watched the blonde doing > jumping jacks in the middle of the road and shouting, > "Twenty-one! Twenty-one! Twenty-one!" After about five > minutes, along came a tractor trailer truck and splat! > There goes the blonde. Well, the brunette immediately > got out of her car and went back into the road and > started doing jumping jacks and shouting, "Twenty-two! > Twenty-two!" > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > On a sad note: > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2284783.stm > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > ------------------------ Yahoo! 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