-----Original Message-----
From: Logan McK. Cheek III <lm...@cornell.edu>
To: Bill Fogle <bill.fo...@cox.net>
Sent: Wed, Jul 19, 2017 1:27 pm
Subject: Fwd: Fw: World's Funniest Book Report

World’s Funniest Book Report

The students at a local college were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and 
"My Life" by Bill Clinton, and to write book reports.

One student turned in the following book report; with the proposition that they 
were nearly identical stories!  His cool professor gave him an A+ for this 


Titanic: Cost =  $29.99 
Clinton: Cost = $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read 
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent 
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent 

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. 
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. 
Clinton: Ditto for Bill


Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined. 
Clinton: Ditto for Monica's

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. 
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. 
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. 
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. 
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.



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