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Maharishi university of management Maharishi mahesh yogi Ramana maharshi


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Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2006 4:00 PM
Subject: Senate Hearings

  Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts
questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?
Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!
      The questions might go like this.............................
       Judge Alito (JA):  "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume
  that you attended Harvard University..."
      Senator Kennedy (SK):  "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."
       JA:  "Did you graduate?"
       SK:  "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my
  personal life..."
       JA:  "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for
  violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for
       SK:  "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this
  line of questioning.  I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking
  questions about my private matters.."
       Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee:& nbsp; "Answer the
Judge's questions.  He answered all of yours.."
     JA:  "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of
  the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination
  and subsequent expulsion from the university..."
       SK:  "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable
  questioning.  I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early
  departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of
  you religious nuts..."
      JA:  "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone
  calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your
  car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..."  [
  Kennedy flees the hearing room ]
       Senator Specter:  "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate
Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."
       CJR:  "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law
  school for plagiarizing another student's work?"
       SB:  "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..."  [ Biden flees the hearing
  room ]
      Senator Specter:  "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator
  Feinstein, Democrat of California..."
       JA:  "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand
  Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the
  Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"
       SF:  "Wait, boys, I am going with you..."  [Feinstein flees the
  hearing room ]
       [ end of hearing ]

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