--- In [email protected], foufou_fl <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> --- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" <shempmcgurk@>
> wrote:
> >
> > --- In [email protected], t3rinity <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > > --- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" 
<shempmcgurk@>
> > > wrote:
> > > 
> > > > > The insult of the cartoons is to all muslims.
> > > 
> > > > Oh, really?
> > > > 
> > > > You speak for all Muslims, do you?
> > > 
> > > The insult is directed to all muslims as it has Mohammed as its
> > > object. If somebody feels insulted is another thing
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > Well, this comment of yours pretty much sums it all up...and I 
agree 
> > with it wholeheartedly: no one is insulted unless they let it 
insult 
> > them.
> > 
> 
> Perhaps. Still canadians are notorious for having small dicks and 
they
> cum quickly -- ask any long suffering canadian women.
> 
> [note to johny. This is not really an insult aimed at shemp, as 
much
> as you may see it that way, upon your first skimming read. It is
> really a test as to whether shemp means what he says. He has 
gotten --
> apparently -- furious at lessor and more humorous barbs, so we 
want to
> see if he lets himself feel insulted at this one.]
>

Well, I can't really get angry at the truth.  It's cold in Canada 
and, therefore, Canadians of course will have smaller dicks.

Shrinkage you know!



EPISODE 85: THE HAMPTONS





George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the 
water was

cold...

 

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

 

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

 

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

 

George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete

misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

 

Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

 

George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

 

Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

 

George: How do you know?

 

Jerry: Women aren't like us.

 

George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about

everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage 
factor?

 

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I 
think

women know about shrinkage.

 

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking 
down

the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

 

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

 

George: No.

 

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

 

Elaine: It shrinks?

 

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

 

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

 

George: It just does.

 

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.








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