Very creative fantasy. :-) But if I were you I'd be looking into a few of your *own* unresolved issues, since your proposed pathway to enlightenment seems to involve spending as much of one's time as possible focusing on an enormous statue of a dick. Got closet? :-)
Seriously, thanks for the laughs... --- In [email protected], anonybliss_ff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], Vaj <vajranatha@> wrote: > > > Actually it seems this is a list for ex-TMers in recovery...an ex-TM > > 12-step group...it just happens those still burning a candle for TM > > and the TM$P are the loudest and most obsessive posters. > > > Really? It seems to me the ones who post most here are the virulent > anti-TM/TMO/MMY posters coupled with those who feel compelled to spar > with them. > > Barry reminds one of the storydon't know where it's from; maybe some > of you know itabout the village where there was a Shiva shrine in a > clearing in the forest nearby and the villagers would stop by every > day with prayers and offerings, all except this one guy who hated > Shiva and he'd still stop by every day but to kick and curse the > statue and who knows maybe even do other despicable things to it. And > he would do this rain or shine, early or late; no matter how tired he > was from working in the his fields, he always had time to kick that > statue. > > One year when the monsoons were particularly strong everything was > flooded and just mud, creeks and rivers overflowing their banks and > all the villagers just stayed inexcept for this one guy who waded > through mud and water and snakes and whatever else to go and kick the > Shiva statue even when just the head remained out of the water. > > One day, after the floods and the rain when the seasons were back to > normal Shiva appeared to the guy, who was to say the least very > surprised, and offered him whatever boon he wished. The guy was > shocked sayingWhat do you mean? I hate you. I come every day to kick > you and curse you. > > And Shiva saidYou are my most devoted follower. During the floods and > the rain the others deserted me and turned their backs on me, but you > were the most loyal, never missing a day. > > It makes me think that one day maybe, before or after MMY's passing, > who knows, Maheshvara himself might appear to Barry and praise him for > his one-pointed devotion of the past 25?? 30?? years, however long > it's been, and give him this great great boon, praising his > single-minded one pointedness and devotion of TMO bashing, Barry would > see that because of this deep love in his heart he really had *no > choice* except to worship except he *did* have a choice and that was > in how HE CHOSE to do itand take that!-- as he gives one final kick > at the can so to speak, before realizing it is all just another > attachment and melting in a pool of bliss. > > And then Judy as Shiva's supreme consort would join Maheshvara in an > oh-so-juicy embrace and they would dance the highly erotic > Transcendental Tango, moving on to the Jig Is Up Jig with the > soundtrack provided by the reunited Beatlescorporeal and > non-corporealsinging Oh-Bla-Di-Oh-Bla-Da, dressed in psychedelic > raiment and wearing Groucho Marx funny nose glasses as the remnants of > Barry's finally disappearing I screamsYou suck, and you never were > creative; it was all George Martin and Donovan is the only true > transcendental troubadour! > > And then in the throws of passion Judy/Pavarti/Kali and Maheshvara > would reveal the great secretthat thousands of years ago they had an > affair which produced a child and the bloodline has been protected > down through the ages and that is the true meaning of the vedic > tradition, protection of the sacred blood line and today that > bloodline resideswhere else?but in RAJA Sparaig! The Raja of > Virility whose domain is the fornicating flesh of nubile nymphs eager > to experience ecstatic quantum coupling with a descendent of the divine. > > And as the Brahman's two doctors mop up the melted pool of Barry's > individuality, Dan Brown writes a book about it all which becomes a > best seller, and a moovie. Then Vaj comes rushing in shoutingNo, it's > all a fraud! What about the lineage? Barry cannot be enlightened! > before he takes twelve steps backwards and dies at the side of the > road into his own buddhahood. > > And they all live happily-never-after! > To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
