--- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], anon_couscous_ff > <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > I went to this fantastic new group the other night. Its called Neo- > Poop. > > I highly recommend it. They give you the straight poop, right from > the > > horses mouth, so to speak. Its lead by a guy named Poop-a-ji. His > > darshan is incredible. It is so strong, you can even smell it. I > was > > dazed and dazzled by the time left. The method is to cut right > through > > all your crap. You look directly into Poop-a-ji's eyes and he says, > > "You are shit!" I said, "That is so profound Popp-a-ji, shit > being a > > metaphor for all the garbage we hold onto that keeps us bound and > > individual." He said, "No, I mean literaly you are Shit". Well that > > just floor me, and I fell into an estatic trance upon "offerings" > > dropped all over the floor. I awoke and found I had permanently > > realized my essential nature. Its so so powerful, you can smell > it. > > For all you long-term seekers, you just have to do it. Really, you > too > > can be a shithead. Really. I am living proof. > > > > > > [Sitting at the dinner table] > > Freddy Benson (played by Steve Martin): Excuse me. May I go to the > bathroom first? > > Lawrence Jamieson (played by Michael Caine): Of course you may. > > Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you. > > > Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Aunty Entity: We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy. Max: What, oil? Natural gas? Aunty Entity: Pigs. Max: You mean pigs like those? Aunty Entity: That's right. Max: Bullshit! Aunty Entity: No. Pig shit. Max: What? The Collector: Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing http://us.click.yahoo.com/lMct6A/Vp3LAA/i1hLAA/UlWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
