--- In [email protected], anon_couscous_ff
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> From now on, I suggest it be required that all flamers should have
to
> address their prey, and sign their posts, per the following method.
>
> Lets ask Rick, aka Goober Gizzardface if we can incorporate that
into
> the FFL guidelines. (FFL = Dorky FarkleBreath)
>
> Might be good for satsangs too, when discussing experiences.
> "I have a question about Sleezy Gizzardbutt's experience."
>
> --- Goober Frickenbutt
>
> The following is excerpted from a children 's book, Captain
Underpants
> and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which
> the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults
> laugh an average +of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
>
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