>
> --- In [email protected], "nablus108" <nablus108@>
> wrote:
> >
> > --- In [email protected], Peter <drpetersutphen@>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > Man, you are so lost in your own cult inside your
> > > head. You believe what you want to regardless of any
> > > other evidence. We've all done that to a greater or
> > > lesser degree in the past, but it's amazing to see
> > > someone do it now with such a silly fantasy made up by
> > > a foolish Englishman.
> >
> > Sorry mate, not my fault that that you obviously have not been
> > presented with enough evidence, nor that you seem partially
> > blind to the obvious facts. Suggest you take a look at
> >
> > http:www.shareintl.org/magazine/pictures.htm
> >
> > The world is full of evidence of this "miracle".
> >
> > And Maharishi awakened us to this fact: "Heaven will walk
> > on Earth, in this generation".
> >
> > Witch is happening right in front of our eyes.
>
> Witch? Where?
>
> CROWD:
> A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch!
> A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch!
> A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've
> found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch!
> A witch!
> VILLAGER #1:
> We have found a witch. May we burn her?
> CROWD:
> Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
> BEDEVERE:
> How do you know she is a witch?
> VILLAGER #2:
> She looks like one.
> CROWD:
> Right! Yeah! Yeah!
> BEDEVERE:
> Bring her forward.
> WITCH:
> I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
> BEDEVERE:
> Uh, but you are dressed as one.
> WITCH:
> They dressed me up like this.
> CROWD:
> Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
> WITCH:
> And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
> BEDEVERE:
> Well?
> VILLAGER #1:
> Well, we did do the nose.
> BEDEVERE:
> The nose?
> VILLAGER #1:
> And the hat, but she is a witch!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Yeah!
> CROWD:
> We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
> BEDEVERE:
> Did you dress her up like this?
> VILLAGER #1:
> No!
> VILLAGER #2 and 3:
> No. No.
> VILLAGER #2:
> No.
> VILLAGER #1:
> No.
> VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
> No.
> VILLAGER #1:
> Yes.
> VILLAGER #2:
> Yes.
> VILLAGER #1:
> Yes. Yeah, a bit.
> VILLAGER #3:
> A bit.
> VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
> A bit.
> VILLAGER #3:
> A bit.
> VILLAGER #1:
> She has got a wart.
> RANDOM:
> [cough]
> BEDEVERE:
> What makes you think she is a witch?
> VILLAGER #3:
> Well, she turned me into a newt.
> BEDEVERE:
> A newt?
> VILLAGER #3:
> I got better.
> VILLAGER #2:
> Burn her anyway!
> VILLAGER #1:
> Burn!
> CROWD:
> Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
> BEDEVERE:
> Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling
> whether she is a witch.
> VILLAGER #1:
> Are there?
> VILLAGER #2:
> Ah?
> VILLAGER #1:
> What are they?
> CROWD:
> Tell us! Tell us!...
> BEDEVERE:
> Tell me. What do you do with witches?
> VILLAGER #2:
> Burn!
> VILLAGER #1:
> Burn!
> CROWD:
> Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
> BEDEVERE:
> And what do you burn apart from witches?
> VILLAGER #1:
> More witches!
> VILLAGER #3:
> Shh!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Wood!
> BEDEVERE:
> So, why do witches burn?
> [pause]
> VILLAGER #3:
> B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
> BEDEVERE:
> Good! Heh heh.
> CROWD:
> Oh, yeah. Oh.
> BEDEVERE:
> So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
> VILLAGER #1:
> Build a bridge out of her.
> BEDEVERE:
> Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
> VILLAGER #1:
> Oh, yeah.
> RANDOM:
> Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
> BEDEVERE:
> Does wood sink in water?
> VILLAGER #1:
> No. No.
> VILLAGER #2:
> No, it floats! It floats!
> VILLAGER #1:
> Throw her into the pond!
> CROWD:
> The pond! Throw her into the pond!
> BEDEVERE:
> What also floats in water?
> VILLAGER #1:
> Bread!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Apples!
> VILLAGER #3:
> Uh, very small rocks!
> VILLAGER #1:
> Cider!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Uh, gra-- gravy!
> VILLAGER #1:
> Cherries!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Mud!
> VILLAGER #3:
> Uh, churches! Churches!
> VILLAGER #2:
> Lead! Lead!
> ARTHUR:
> A duck!
> CROWD:
> Oooh.
> BEDEVERE:
> Exactly. So, logically...
> VILLAGER #1:
> If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,...
> she's made of wood.
> BEDEVERE:
> And therefore?
> VILLAGER #2:
> A witch!
> VILLAGER #1:
> A witch!
> CROWD:
> A witch! A witch!...
> VILLAGER #4:
> Here is a duck. Use this duck.
> [quack quack quack]
> BEDEVERE:
> Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
> CROWD:
> Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her!
> Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
> Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
> BEDEVERE:
> Right. Remove the supports!
> [whop]
> [clunk]
> [creak]
> CROWD:
> A witch! A witch! A witch!
> WITCH:
> hehe
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