LOL ! Fer real.
OffWorld --- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!" -- Steve > Martin from "The Jerk" > > Just got the latest edition of the "Total Health Catalog" from the > good people at Maharishi Ayurveda today in the mail. Other than the > photos accompanying various products of the usual happy, healthy, > always-smiling robotrons (I always wonder whether the people they use > are non-meditating models from stock photos or stock photos of > meditators), the one item of note is that Guru Dev has gone pop-up! > > Yes indeedy, about 5 pages after the $7-a-drop Maharishi Honey > selections are three pages of various "celebrative full-color > glittering three-dimensional foldout cards WITH AUTOMATIC MUSIC > PLAYER" (my emphasis) of one Brahmananda Saraswati in various regalia, > dress and hairstyles (pre-Shankaracharya ordination crew-cut, with or > without umbrella, etc.), the usual rainbows, doves, sanskrit, David- > Bowie-glitter...and a price tag to boot: from $12 to $24. Take that, > Hallmark! > > I think for the next issue they should come out with a limited > edition "Incident at Annapurna" pop-up card featuring the Levi Butler > murder. > To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
