--- In [email protected], Jason Spock <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > For Females who are going to carry the genes, it is the Quality that matters. She wants the best possible genes for her offspring so that it has a much better chance of survival. > > For Males, it is the Quantity that matters. He wants to spread his seeds far and wide. As much as possible. > > These aspects evolved over millions of years. > > TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:07:30 -0000 > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Funny Men-from-Mars Women-from-Venus story > > > Don't blame me...I didn't write it, I just chuckled > over it:
Yes, that's what the Pope said...and look at the hot water he's in now. > > Sexual urges of men and women > > "I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges > of men and women differ so much. And I never have > figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I > never figured out why men think with their head and > women think with their heart. And I never yet have > figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown > into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do." > > One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into > bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she > eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want > you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???" > > So she says the words that I and every husband on the > planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune > with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, > "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that > nothing was going to happen that night, so I went > to sleep. > > The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed > department store. I walked around with her while she > tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She > could not decide which one to take, so I told her to > take all three of them. She then tells me that she > wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which > I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry department > where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. > > Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have > thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, > but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing > me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she > does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a > loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost > sexually excited from all of this, and you should > have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go > to the cash register now." > > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, > "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff > now." You should have seen her face. It went completely > blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you > to HOLD this stuff for a while." > > And just when she had this look like she was going to > kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my > financial needs as a man." > > I figure that I won't be having sex again until some > time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was > worth it." > > > > --------------------------------- > Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1ยข/min. > To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
