"I knew when I heard your music that you were > a twisted fuck, but this pretty much clinches > it. Cool."
Thats me my brother, twisted as they come! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > > > It does look like her Scrubs show but it came from a show called > > Emilys Reasons Why Not > > http://abc.go.com/primetime/emilysreasons/index.html > > > > > > I found the other reasons: > > > > Emily puts together her five reasons to stop dating Stan from > > Marketing (these reasons are scribbled on the screen as she learns > > them, and the comic-book like capitalizations are theirs, not mine): > > > > 1. When they sleep together for the first time, he merely cuddles > > with her, so when he says he just wants to sleep with you "he > > means to SLEEP with you." > > > > 2. When he gets out of bed the next morning, he leaves some staining > > behind from his "fake and bake" bronzer, so that's no good because > > "he wears MAKE-UP." > > > > 3. In his gym bag is a subscription copy of Martha Stewart Living. > > "Martha. Stewart. SUBSCRIPTION." > > > > 4. He does Brazilian Jujitsu, which involves men rolling around > > together. "Brazilian Jujitsu. It's like the GAYEST sport there is." > > > > 5. While watching the Brazilian Jujitsu spar, Emily's gay friend's > > gaydar goes off. "If your gay friend thinks he's gay he MUST be > > gay." > > > > And so that's all she wrote for Stan from Marketing. There's a > > "twist" when she later finds out he's just a Mormon virgin. > > I knew when I heard your music that you were > a twisted fuck, but this pretty much clinches > it. Cool. > > :-) > > Seriously, the Dharma of the Soap Opera is a > noble fascination. Out of a certain highly- > developed sense of perversion, I have watched > daytime and primetime soap operas all over the > world, and I have come to the conclusion that > they often pretty accurately capture the national > state of attention. > > I'm not familiar with this one, but it sounds > like a hoot. One of the reasons I'm so taken with > the SciFi series "Firefly" lately is that it's > FUNNY. And *consistently* funny. That's tough to > achieve on this planet at this time. This series, > whatever it is, sounds like one of those rare > funny ones. > To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
