My sources tell me that: 1. No one on campus committed suicide.
2. There is a guy living in Utopia Park who's dying slowly (aren't we all?). He has known for about a year and hasn't even told his family. He goes to the dome and is happy. BTW, "Death and Stuff" was the name a friend of mine came up with for a hypothetical trendy Georgetown mortuary. Anyone looking for a hot business idea?
