As many of you know, I live in a small French village
that saw its heyday in the 12th and 13th centuries.
It's now got all the modern conveniences, including
8 Mbps Internet that really measures closes to 7 Mbps.
So I'm sitting there working on the Internet last
night and there's a big explosion outside and I look
out my window to see the transformer that routes elec-
tricity to our village go up in flames, just about
the time the lights clicked out. Here, for those
who are interested, is what a weird Tantric Buddhist
does in such a situation:

* First I got up and lit a bunch of candles in my
  house, smiling inwardly at those friends who had
  laughed in the past at my candle fetish. I have 
  something like forty candlesticks in my house,
  most of them of the wrought-iron medieval variety.
  Hah!, thought I. Who's laughing now?

* Then I lit a fire in the fireplace, both for light
  and for heat (my heating is electric).

* Finally, when the house was warm and cheery, I went
  out with a flashlight to see if the whole village 
  was blacked out. It was, including the street lamps. 
  Seeing the opportunity for a really FUN experience
  here, I scrounged around and made myself a torch
  out of a stick and some rags, and wandered through
  the streets for a while, seeing it as it was literally
  designed to be seen, by firelight. Too cool to even
  begin to describe.

* After about an hour I wandered back towards my house
  and noticed that a number of my neighbors, who had
  the same faith in the efficiency of the EDF (power
  company) as I did, were preparing for a long night
  without electricity by having a party in Place 
  Astruc. The proprietor of the Comptoir de Singe
  rolled out a big barbeque pit and lit a fire, and
  put on a big pot of mulled wine, which he passed 
  around to everyone for free. Several of the local
  musicians brought out their guitars, accordions,
  violins, and drums and started making music. Some
  young people danced. Hell...even some of the old
  people danced.

* At a certain point I started talking to a young
  Irish tourist. She was out with the crowd because
  (she said) her room at the Gite had no windows,
  the Gite owner had no candles, and she was afraid 
  of the dark. So we danced for a while and talked
  for another while and finally I invited her back
  to my house, to get her some candles. Even though
  she was attractive, she was also young enough to
  be my granddaughter, so I really didn't have much
  in mind other than giving her the candles.

* She took one look at my place and flipped. Suffice
  it to say my house is decorated in an eclectic
  manner -- real Tibetan and Japanese art from the
  12th through the 18th centuries next to real Art
  Nouveau next to modern art next to racks of computers
  and TV equipment next to my collection of Plastic
  Jesuses (or is that Jesi?) next to my stuffed Wile E.
  Coyote and figurines of him chasing the Roadrunner,
  the floors covered with Navajo and Pueblo Indian
  rugs. It all looked quite smashing by candlelight.

* So we sat in front of the fire and drank wine and
  talked for hours. It turns out that her family line
  was started by an Irish Catholic monk who got tired
  of living in a cold monastery and denying himself 
  the things his neighbors enjoyed, and decided to 
  shack up instead with a sweet young thing from the 
  village, raising ruckus and a passle of kids. One
  of my ancestors did exactly the same thing in 
  Scotland. We watched 'The Name of the Rose' on
  my laptop until its little batteries gave out.
  Providentially, they lasted just long enough to
  get us to the scene where the young monk Adso is
  seduced by the young peasant girl. It's a fairly 
  hot scene, and after watching it, she was a fairly
  hot young Irish girl. Life is good sometimes.

It's easy to focus on the light *in* the light. It's
sometimes more of a challenge to find light in the
darkness, but that's what makes the Tantric path
so much fun.



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