--- In [email protected], "nablusos108" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in > > his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington > > standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best > > thing I can do to help the country?" > > > > "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," > > Washington advises, and then fades away... > > > > The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost > > of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. > > Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I > > can do to help the country?" > > > > "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, > > and dims from sight... > > > > The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He > > awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. > > Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can > > do to help the country?" > > > > "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies > > and fades into the mist... > > > > Bush isn''t sleeping well the fourth night when he sees > > another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost > > of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best > > thing I can do right now to help the country?" > > > > Lincoln replies, "Go see a play." > > I'm surprised you credit this Bush fellow to be able > to remember even the names of his former colleages. > BTW, according to Benjamin Creme, Abraham Lincoln is > currently in incarnation, living in Washington DC.
I'm surprised that, after all this time, you believe that the phrase "according to Benjamin Creme" should be greeted here by anything but gales of laughter.
