--- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> > According to Lou Valentino freaks like this Mason and Vaj might
well
> > be evicted by our Space Brothers to a planet of lower
vibrational
> > value where they will fit in better than here. Not to mention a
few
> > other outcasts regularily posting on this forum. Lou could be
right.
> > One can but hope...
>
> This brings up so many questions for me. I gotta figure that if
guys
> on spiritual paths like Vaj and Paul are gunna get evicted, I
might as
> well start packing now.
>
> First, I never know how much to tip Space Brothers who are taking
me
> to lower vibrational planets. They always hem and haw and tell me
> "whatever you want sir", but I don't know if I am over or under
tipping.
>
> Second, Will they carry my luggage to my room there? Should I ask
> them? Do I have to tip more if they do? What is the carry on
limit
> size, will a guitar case fit in the overhead?
>
> Third, How should I dress? Is "lower vibrational planet" code for
New
> Jersey? Should I just ditch all my ties? It doesn't seem like it
> would be a formal dress kind of place.
>
> Fourth, What kind of electrical appliance adapters will I need?
Will
> Euro conversion plugs work there? My shaver and MP3 players all
need
> to recharge.
>
> Fifth, Is there Wi-Fi? Is it broadband cuz we low lifes need our
> porno downloads. Should I just keep my email accounts here and
have
> it forwarded or will I need a completely new POP3 and user name?
Can
> I still post here on FFL?
>
> Sixth, Will they only forward first class mail cuz I got a lot
of ...
> uh mmmm... you know...uh... magazines that are sent 3rd class in a
> brown wrapper. (this may cut down on my need for broadband)
>
> Seventh, Will you special spiritual guys left on this planet send
us
> care packages occasionally? Not anything fancy but a fruitcake at
> Christmas would be kinda nice. What does a first class stamp cost
> there so I can send some of those hilarious "Wish YOU were here,
> instead of me" postcards.
>
> Thanks for the help. No hard feelings, I understand that you guys
> need a planet for your own, no problem. But before you let them
evict
> us you may want to take a moment to review your favorite music and
> movie artists cuz I'm pretty sure they are all coming with me! (you
> can have David Lynch and Kelly "Jesus At the Wheel " Pickler)
>
> Thanks for your help and understanding.
>
LOL! Funny stuff! In all seriousness, if you are specially selected
for the trip, instead of a postcard, would you please send me one of
those "I was sent to a lower vibration planet, and all I got was
this lousy t-shirt" t-shirts, XL? With like aliens and stuff on it.
and if I get there first, I'll do the same for you. Deal?
