--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sparaig" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "jim_flanegin" <jflanegi@>
wrote:
> > >
> > > I've noticed the accusations made by Barry about anyone 
> > > challenging him fall into three distinct categories; the 
> > > challenger is 1)afraid, 2)uptight, and/or 4)angry. 
> > 
> > On the other hand, Barry can count.
> > 
> > Apparently, that is one of the skills that "falls away"
> > along with other attachments when one becomes Self
> > Realized.  :-)
> 
> He learned in the Saint Antioch School of Higher Mathematics...
> 
> 1... 2... 4...
> 
> 3, sir, 3!

For those who don't get the joke:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade 
of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that 
with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny 
bits, in thy mercy." 

And the people did rejoice and did feast upon 
the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-
bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... 

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the 
Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three 
shall be the number of the counting and the 
number of the counting shall be three. Four 
shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count 
two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to 
three. Five is right out. Once the number three, 
being the number of the counting, be reached, 
then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the 
direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in 
my sight, shall snuff it."

-- from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"



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