--- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
>
> --- In [email protected], "peterklutz" <peterklutz@>
wrote:
> >
> > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <no_reply@>
wrote:
> > >
> > > --- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues"
> > > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "And with an even lower level of integrity than
> > > > John Knapp and his minions."
> > > >
> > > > Off topic, but how can John have minions when I have none?
> > > > I try to treat minions really well and I can't keep a single
> > > > one. (am I scaring them away with my "Sex-on-demand rules
> > > > for minions" poster?)
> > >
> > > For a manual on the stalking of and subsequent
> > > care and feeding of minions, check out Christopher
> > > Moore's latest novel, "You Suck: A Love Story."
> > >
> > > Tommy and Jody are new vampires. They fall asleep
> > > at sunrise and don't wake up until sunset, so they
> > > need someone to run errands for them during the
> > > day. So they find a 19-year-old Goth girl named
> > > Abby Normal and make her their minion. It's just
> > > to die for; whole chapters are written in the form
> > > of Abby writing in her Journal. Very, very funny
> > > stuff.
> >
> > Thanks for confirming who you are: a closet-Satanist..
>
> Closets are for pussies. Satan and I party down.
>
> Actually, were Satan a real being, I have no doubt
> that he'd be *much* more fun to party down with than
> Jesus or Mohammed or any of those saints we read about
> in stories of India and Tibet. The exceptions, of course,
> are the weirdass guys like Padmasambhava and Ikkyu and
> the Sixth Dalai Lama and Chogyam Trungpa and the other
> spiritual teachers who were pretty much off the map.
> THEY would be fun to party down with. But the holy guys,
> give me a break. What kinda stories have THEY got to
> tell when they get a few pints in them?
>
I think Satan would start out as a cool guy to party with, but then
he'd just start being a jerk, like drinking all your beer, borrowing
cash and not returning it, starting little fires in your house,
stealing stuff from you, shit like that...so I'll save myself the
trouble and not party with him.
