My reasons for voting for Britney: - Britney is a lot cuter than any of the Beatles, collectively or individually...and that includes Paul, the so-called "cute" Beatle.
- Her hit "Oops, I did it again" is alot more upbeat and positive than the dreary "Number 9" from the White Album. - Speaking of the White Album, Britney never exploited her fans by selling an album without any picture or graphic on the cover. How much did the Beatles save in printing and production costs by this obvious swindle? Did they pass those savings on to their fans, those responsible for their success? Britney would never do that. - Britney has only been divorced once; collectively, the Beatles have 5 divorces between them. - Britney never said she was more popular than our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. - The Beatles never did get back together. Britney is currently considering a come-back tour. - The Beatles introduced Transcendental Meditation to the world. I once saw a photograph in People Magazine of Britney with a red Kebala string around her wrist. - John Lennon showed his wee-wee on the cover of the "Two Virgins" album; On the website Perez-Hilton there is a photograph a paparazzi took of Britney's vagina as she was getting out of a limosine. - Britney kissed Madonna on that MTV show; the Beatles shook Ed Sullivan's hand on TV. - Britney's done about 15 music videos; the Beatles only did "A hard day's night", "Help!", and that horrible "Magical Mystery Tour". - All four Beatles smoked cigarettes. Sure, Britney smokes but she is young and is more likely to quit. - The Beatles have pasty, white, fair-skinned complexions, typical of inhabitants of that island north of France; Britney has a tanned, healthy-looking complexion. - Kevin Federline had all four limbs; Heather Mills McCartney is missing a leg. - Britney had a productive youth, serving as a member of Disney's Mousketeer Club; the Beatles got drunk and caroused in Hamburg, Germany. - The Beatles had unkempt hair that was long and stringy and often hung in their eyes; Britney's head is clean-shaven.
