--- In [email protected], new.morning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues" > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > > > I hope all of us are waking up pitching a tent in the morning. > > That's how I know it is time to start my day in fulfillment! > > It makes you wonder though what the republicans really mean when they > say they want to create a big tent.
You can't have a good bilk-the-suckers revival meeting without a tent. :-) Does anyone remember Walter Bellin? He was a TM teacher of some note (he had a great rap on him) who bolted out of the TMO early on when the woman he was dating introduced him to some teacher from South Africa. Anyway, like me, Walter was a bit of a pussy hound, and, like me, grew up for some of his years in the deep South. We used to share stories about going to the tent revival meetings that would come through town, with the same purpose in mind -- to get laid. To quote him, "The women would go there and get their kundalini all jacked up on hymns and fast-talkin' preachers and Jaaysuss, and afterwards they'd be standin' around outside the tent just achin' to ride someone's Jesus stick." :-) Maybe the Repubs have the same idea in mind. Stage a nice, flashy tent show, make a fortune from donations in the collection plates, and leave the audience so jazzed up from all the empty rhetoric that not only do they not mind gettin' fucked, they're actually *lookin'* to get fucked.
