Just for fun, I shall wax eloquent upon the great sport 
of ice hockey.

Hockey is an interesting sport in that fighting between
opponents on the different teams -- within prescribed
limits -- is tolerated. But go over the limits and you
get a penalty, during which your team has to play without 
you. Get two (or three, depending on circumstances and the
league in question) such penalties, and you're out of the 
game.

I remember, back when I lived in Toronto, an interesting
TV broadcast in which one of the players was interviewed
after a championship game, the final game of the season. 
The player had been involved in something like seven 
fights during the game, losing every one of them, getting 
seemingly *pounded* by the players on the other team who 
had attacked him. The announcer started, rather agres-
sively, with:

"So...you didn't do so well tonight. You got your butt
whupped."

The player responded with, "What are you talking about?
I won the game for the Maple Leafs."

The announcer looked stunned, uncomprehending, so the
"loser" being interviewed, who had scored no goals himself,
continued, "I knew that we were up against a tough team 
tonight. I also knew that there were a few key players on 
the other team who had a history of being easily lured 
into fights. So I did some research and watched some old 
footage of them playing, and found out what provoked the 
fights. For one of them it was any remark an opposing 
player made about his sloppy skating. For another it was 
any remark made about his wife cheating on him, which she 
was. For another it was any remark that an opposing player 
made about his...uh...sexuality, any inference that he was 
gay. So I just did all these things during tonight's game, 
and the guys jumped me. All three of them fouled out, and 
the other team had to spend three five-minute penalty 
periods playing one man down. We scored one goal during 
each of those three penalty periods. I won the game for 
the Maple Leafs."

The problem in hockey with being easily taunted into a 
fight is that it makes you an "easy mark." Anyone who has 
figured out your weaknesses -- the things that you just 
*have* to respond to by fighting back -- can lure you 
into a fight, and thus into fouling yourself out.

T'would seem that now that the 35-post-per-week rule is in
effect here on Fairfield Life, the same scenario applies
here. Those who have no self control "foul out," and have to
sit on the bench for part of the week, watching everyone
else play. Those who have more self control get to play
out the entire game.

Fairfield Life *used* to be like a hockey game with no 
rules. The compulsive posters, those who were either easily 
drawn into fights or who actually enjoyed starting them, 
could do so as long as they wanted. There was no "down side"
for them to having zero self control. But now there are 
rules. Lose your self control, get compulsive about some
silly issue and shoot your wad of posts within one or two
days, and you've fouled out. You're on the bench for the
rest of the game, watching the others play.

Interestingly enough, at least one of the players who has 
spent some time on the gone-over-the-35-post-limit bench 
(and who it seems will spend more in the near future) struts 
around proudly, as if she "won" the fights that put her there. 
She claims to *never* have been manipulated by other posters, 
to have always been the one who "decided" whether to reply 
to each post or not. Yet there she is on the bench, unable 
to say a word, while the other posters who *put* her on the 
bench are still playing, and still having fun.

It's just a metaphor. FFL is not a hockey game. There is
no scoring system here, and no one "wins" or "loses" each
week's game. But my bet is that there are a couple of folks
here who will spend a great *deal* of time during each week's
game on the bench. They'll claim up one side and down the
other that they "won" all the fights that put them there, 
but there they are on the bench, aren't they, while the
people they were arguing with are not. 

Let's hear a round of applause for the "winners."



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