actually, i didn't lift that from Steve, it just came to me. I must have taped into the deep well-spring of humor, Steve bhara pragya.
Nice Steve routine below. And I love his delusion cutting mahvakaya in "The Jerk" "Now listen up, this is shit (pointing to a cow pile) and this is shinola (pointing to a big pile of shinola). Got it? " --- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], new.morning <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > I'm still waiting. If anyone feels like giving it a > > > shot, I'd really appreciate it, because I still don't > > > understand the phenomenon, and the desire to do this. > > > I've *never* understood it. > > > > I imagine Curtis only puts some women on a pedastal so he can look up > > their skirt. Or tennis dress. > > That whole performance of Steve Martin's you are quoting from was so > full of quotes I still use! His stand-up was at such a high level. > > > > Steve Martin: > > You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of > that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right > now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.." > > [ heavy music starts to play ] > > "What I Believe." > > I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. > > And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, > who waves his penis. > > And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. > > And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on. > > And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and > natural things.. that money can buy. > > And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as > "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should > only refer to them as "hooters". > > And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so > you can look up her dress. > > And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how > stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are. > > And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that > robots are stealing my luggage. > > And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom > apartment. > > And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns. > > And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once > was - an arctic region covered with ice. > > And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is > nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's > what I believe. > > > > > > >
