vu ici http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-12-09-n72.html
le text ---- Technology: OK, but you will pay for me right? Human: Sure! Will do. Technology: Will you also update me from time to time? Human: OK, I can do that. Technology: Also, would you mind handling my cables? I have a lot. Human: Cables? Hmm, OK, if that’s what you need... Technology: Please also watch my blinking buttons and displays every now and then. Human: Yeah OK... Technology: And repair me every now and then. Human: Yes yes, of course. Technology: Also lock me up safely to prevent me from being stolen. Human: Of course I will! Technology: Also provide fallbacks for me if I break OK? Human: Hmm, sure, yeah... Technology: I might beep or ring every once in a while which means I need your attention. Human: OK, yes fine, I will give you my attention every now and then. Technology: But please, when you use me the wrong way, it can lead to disaster fast. Human: Right. I’m aware of that. Is there anything else? See, I don’t have a lot of ... Technology: ... also, always make sure to plug me in, as I need a lot of energy. Human: Yes, I know. I ... Technology: ... sometimes I also need wireless input so please carry me around until I find it... Human: Yes of course, I mean I ... Technology: By the way, not all my cables are the same, so make sure to only plug in the right ones, and don’t mix them up. Human: Technology, I know I know... is there anything else you need? Technology: No, I am your servant. I don’t want to cause any troubles. Human: That’s very considerate of you. I ... Technology: Did I mention I’m often bad for the environment? Human: Technology! I think it’s time you... Technology: Oh, I sometimes contain bugs or a nasty virus, did I mention that? Human: I ... Technology: And awful usability? And overlong manuals? And bad phone support? And crooked advertisement promises? Human: Why you rotten little ... will you please just shut up? Technology: Shut up? Human: I mean, I ... Technology: Master, you called me into your service. You know I’ll disappear at the push of a button. Human: Well, I didn’t mean it quite like that, what I’m saying is ... Technology: Hang on a second, I’m freezing now to load something. Human: What? Technology: ... Human: Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait. Technology: Thank you, I’m back. There was a small program error that unfortunately erased part of my short term memory. Human: What?! You ... Technology: What were we talking about? Human: That you are my servant, of course! Technology: Right. That I know. But you will pay for me right? [discussion continues for some more millennia] ---- haha --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Vous avez reçu ce message, car vous êtes abonné au groupe Groupe "FCNG" de Google Groupes. Pour transmettre des messages à ce groupe, envoyez un e-mail à l'adresse [email protected] Pour résilier votre abonnement à ce groupe, envoyez un e-mail à l'adresse [EMAIL PROTECTED] Pour afficher d'autres options, visitez ce groupe à l'adresse http://groups.google.com/group/FCNG?hl=fr -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
