Enjoy it
A young wife, who is becoming frustrated with her young husband's constant
demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him...to cut down on the number
of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
Whilst getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper:-
"Honey, you know I love you...but your never-ending requests for sex are
leaving me drained and really tired. So, I propose that we only have sex on
days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our
love-making sessions. Don't be mad at me honey...just understand where I am
coming from and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator-magnet and sticks the note to
the fridge door...hoping that her sex-craved husband will be understanding and
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note
has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads:-
"Baby, I didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm
so sorry. I definitely accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step
of listing at the bottom of this letter...those days starting with the letter
'T', to make sure that we are on the same page...
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
PS. I love you too, and, remember it's still TODAY...I am now waiting for you
upstairs."
