> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived
happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
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> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher
got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
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know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some
chicken breasts.
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find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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> I worry about you sometimes!
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tuh kan makanya jgn jorokk mikirnya!!
