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 On Jan 28, 2012 4:27 PM, "Jamila Rose" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Now that was an entertaining piece of writing!
>
> I'd be interested in anything your writing Jason.
>
> ------------------------------
> Date: Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:06:57 -0800
> Subject: Re: Possible answer
> From: [email protected]
> To: [email protected]
>
> Sean,
>
> You are wrong in regards to the King and the malady, which has struck him.
> (you are also wrong if you think that was a proper sentence)
>
> Yes, Pug comes back as a "dark" robe.  There are also "forces of evil" in
> Ray's works that battle "forces of good" but that's probably too derivative
> for a genius such as yourself, I imagine.
>
> Ray uses the word "reverie" to often?
>
> Well, you use too many hyphens.  I use too many paragraph breaks. Style
> choices are a bitch, aren't they?
>
> You said "Here's another just be going on with" WHAT THE HOLY HELL DOES
> THAT EVEN MEAN???  Seriously dude, I know not everyone is a native English
> speaker, but if you're going to try and criticize an English author, you
> should probably try to have some degree of mastery of the English language.
>  I'd wager that most of the things you criticize you're doing so because
> your grasp of the language is too shaky.  And if you are a native English
> speaker, your helmet is on too tight.
>
> I'm sorry for the personal attacks - sort of.  You appear to be a
> self-righteous asshole, and I have very low tolerance for such.  If I have
> misjudged you, I apologize.  Somehow, I think I nailed this one, though.
>
> You complain about the cultural insensitivity of calling Tchakalakakalal
> (whatever the heck his name was) "Charles" but guess what, Sean - that's
> your cultural bias.  Ray isn't writing a  book about 21st century dorks who
> communicate via email.  He's writing about soldiers and people in a fantasy
> realm - they don't give a damn about your own cultural sensitivity.  If you
> can't even suspend disbelief that much, I shudder to imagine what your
> "book" looks like.  Christ, you'd have Huck Finn calling Jim an
> "African-American"!
>
> As for the conversation re: Charles, the cho-Ja, and the Tsurani - it's
> called exposition.  Sometimes, it's a necessary element of writing.  Yes -
> we all know Charles' countrymen are tsuranni.  Yes, we know that the cho-ja
> language is impossible to learn, and the cho-ja therefore speak Tsuranni.
>  But - and here's where the whole "author" thing comes in - MAYBE GARRET
> DOESN'T KNOW THAT!!!  If you can't understand the most basic elements of
> conversation (and judging by your posts here, you can't) then you aren't
> going to do a very good job of writing a novel that anyone is going to want
> to read.  Unless your audience enjoys long awkward silences.
>
> You want to read authors who are going to challenge you - have you tried
> Spencer?  Donne?  Chaucer?  Shakespeare?  Milton?  Shall I go on?  You
> don't think Feist is challenging?  Guess what - he's not.  He writes
> ripping good yarns.  Ray is a storyteller.  He keeps it simple.  Damn him
> the lazy bastard.  I didn't come here to be entertained, I came to the
> email list of a fantasy author because I was hoping he'd teach me
> principles of zen meditation and particle phyiscs!
>
> There is one area where we agree though - your writing is surprising.
>
> I'm surprised I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain things to you that
> anyone with a 5th grade education would already be aware of.
>
> Idiot.
>
> Damn, there I go with the personal attacks again.  But hey, if the shoe
> fits...
>
>
>
>
> On Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 6:08 AM, <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> **
> Hi,
>      I have a right to my comments, the fact many have not taken these
> very well - at all, says more about them, than myself: My points were...
>
> Ok tell me I am wrong in regards the King and the malady, which has struck
> him? Tell me please, and I have read neither of these parts yet , but Pug
> comes back as a dark robe?
>
> Sorry predictable!!!
>
> What is the point in me reading something, where I know what is going to
> transpire next? My own work takes me by surprise at times and* I have
> written it,* why is this such a feat to ask by - as you said it
> yourselves of *best selling authors?* Admittedly this is not even just
> Feist!
>
> He uses the word *reverie* too often, and in the wrong context. What are
> wrong with, and here's just a few - the words: contemplation, musings?
>
> Here's another just be going on with, there is a piece where he
> states, where *the hunters check the Tsurani have left traps.* Erm does
> he not mean - *not, *or is this some cunning attempt to lure the Tsurani
> into a false sense of security?
>
> And this is the place my patience held out no more, and if I am wrong
> please correct me?
>
> *Garret asked, "What if some of your fellow countrymen had been along?"*
>
> *Charles shrugged. "The cho-ja would have been speaking Tsurani. Their
> language is almost impossible to learn, so no one tries."*
> **
> Hold on, I thought Charles's countrymen were Tsurani, that was the whole
> point? And I know the cho-ja can speak the same language as them!
> **
> Also, I also lost empathy for the characters when they insisted on calling
> the poor Asian-like bugger - Charles; how very worldly of them... nothing
> like having an openmind to new cultures. I suppose, we should be relieved
> that they did not refer to him as Bert, Bob or Frank the like?
>
> I am actually less than two thirds through the first book... I just feel
> if he is not prepared to make the effort to get these things right and
> consistent, why should I?
>
> And this is not just me, other people have - and these are avid fans, but
> *raging inconsistencies *between books.
>
> It is not worth arguing about either, I *wanted* to be blown-away by this
> book and get into reading the entire series. I want to find other authors
> who are better than I think I am and be challenged, then I can learn
> something from them! I have admittedly learnt some things from Feist, but
> there is somewhat more I am disappointed with, but unfortunately this is a
> fact, and I wish it were not so - I absolutely wish I had found his book
> more challenging.
>
> And no, I don't lurk under bridges, just on a weekend, in scarlet make up,
> and a frock - besides... the police have already warned about that!
>
>  In a message dated 27/01/2012 12:35:08 GMT Standard Time,
> [email protected] writes:
>
> On Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 6:10 AM, Anestis Kozakis <[email protected]>
> wrote:
> >
> > So, basically you come to the list, put down Ray's work, and push your
> > own work as superior even though you are not published and Ray is
> > consistently in the new York Times Best Seller list?
> >
> > This screams of Troll.
> >
> > I think you might be on the wrong list.
> >
> >> Yours Sean Sebastian White
>
> >
> > Anestis.
> > --
> > Anestis Kozakis | [email protected] | http://www.akozakis.id.au/
> >
> >
>
> Well summarized, the ultimate caricature of critic. Since we know the
> most brilliant and inciteful (Spelling intentional) minds are
> misunderstood and thus will never be recognized or published in their
> own lifetime
>
> LAR
>
> --
> If you want to take the island, then burn your boats. With absolute
> commitment come the insights that create real victory.
> -Tony Robbins
>
>
>

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