That's just a sketch of Nakor! On Apr 3, 2015 6:15 PM, "Lani cat" <[email protected]> wrote:
> I think the autographs would just end up being drunken smiley faces :-). > > > Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone. > > > -------- Original message -------- > From: Handsome John <[email protected]> > Date:04/04/2015 12:49 PM (GMT+12:00) > To: feistfans-l <[email protected]> > Cc: > Subject: RE: Appearances, Texas and Brazil > > I can imagine what the autographs would have looked like if you had > decided to make use of that bottle of Glenfiddich...I mean, you can't take > it back half empty, right? > > > ------------------------------ > From: [email protected] > Date: Fri, 3 Apr 2015 17:07:25 -0600 > Subject: Re: Appearances, Texas and Brazil > To: [email protected] > > I can only imagine what those autographs might look like after that second > hour... > > On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 5:01 PM, Raymond Feist <[email protected]> > wrote: > > I made a joke once. Asked what I wanted to drink at my personal > appearances, instead of saying still or sparking water, or diet or regular > soda, etc. I joked “A bottle of Glenfiddich.” > > I get to my first signing and there’s one waiting. I figure someone at > HarperCollins is joking me back. Nope. > > Second stop, same thing. > > So I start giving those bottles to the store staff, because if you > travel, imagine your luggage with your usual stuff and two cases of > scotch. Ya, Popeye arms by the time I get home, not to mention that 1) I > can’t fly open bottles home—if luggage hold isn’t pressurized, everyones > back comes off the plane reeking of 12 year old single malt 2) I’d have to > pay duty on the bottles. > > So I’ve also made it a “don’t give me gifts” policy (OK, cash maybe). > > Best, R.E.F. > > On Apr 3, 2015, at 2:34 PM, Nick Andrews <[email protected]> wrote: > > And to think nary a bottle of Scotch to be found in the batch I bet. > > On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 9:38 AM, Raymond Feist <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > On Apr 2, 2015, at 9:41 PM, Cian McDonnell <[email protected]> > wrote: > > Finally getting a chance to meet the man himself, been looking forward > to this for over a decade now and I'm finally in the right city. > > > Well, hope you’re not too disappointed when you do. > > I know this has been said in a previous email but I was wondering about > when you bring more than a few books what is the etiquette? > > > Book Autographs are on a sliding scale, $20 for 1 book, $30 for 2, $50 for > three, and theres a large unit discount . . . > > OK, being a smartass here. The rule is bring as many as you like. Get > 3 signed and back to the end of the line. If I have to dash off to a > meeting or panel or whatever, then at least everyone gets something > signed. If I can, I’ll work through the entire bunch. I sat through one > on-line guy bringing me crates of remainders once, but what the hell. Had > nothing better to do that afternoon. > > Best, R.E.F. > > > > > -- > Nick A > > "You know what I wish? I wish that all the scum of the world had but a > single throat, and I had my hands about it..." Rorschach, 1975 > > "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary > safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin, Historical > Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 > > "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the > streets after them." Bill Vaughan > > "The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." > Plato > > > > > > -- > Nick A > > "You know what I wish? I wish that all the scum of the world had but a > single throat, and I had my hands about it..." Rorschach, 1975 > > "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary > safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin, Historical > Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 > > "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the > streets after them." Bill Vaughan > > "The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." > Plato >
