In a message dated 6/5/2006 8:22:37 AM Pacific Daylight Time, Tator Bunz writes:
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
> The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
> loudly every morning when he awoke.
>
> The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water
> and make her gasp for air.
>
> Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
> it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
> perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that
> one day he would blow his guts out.
>
> The years went by and he continued to rip massive morning farts.
> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for
> dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she
> had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare
> parts and a malicious thought came to her.
>
> She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
> and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
> waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his
> shorts.
>
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
> which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
> footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
> herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
> years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
>
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
> bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip
> as she asked him what was the matter.
>
> He said, "Honey, you were right."! "All these years you have warned me
> and I didn't listen to you."
>
> "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one
> day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
>
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got
> most of them back in."
|
- OT: Thought some of you could use a good story for Monday mornin... TatorBunz
-
