Off What is a cat? > >1.Cats do what they want. >2.They rarely listen to you. >3.They are totally unpredictable. >4.When you want to play, they want to be alone. >5.When you want to be alone, they want to play. >6.They expect you to cater to their every whim. >7. They are moody >8. They leave hair everywhere > >CONCLUSION: They are tiny little women in fur coats > >What is a dog? > >1.Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in >the house. >2.They can hear a package of food open half a block away, but don't hear you >when you're in the same room. >3.They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time. >4. They growl when they are not happy. >5.When you want to play, they want to play. >6.When you want to be alone, they want to play. >7. They leave their toys everywhere. >8.They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. >9.They go right for the crotch as soon as they meet you. > >CONCLUSION: They are tiny little men in fur coats
� -----Original Message----- From: Kristi Murdoch [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, March 10, 2000 2:08 PM To: Jamie Laws Subject: This is too Cute!!! What is a cat? > >1.Cats do what they want. >2.They rarely listen to you. >3.They are totally unpredictable. >4.When you want to play, they want to be alone. >5.When you want to be alone, they want to play. >6.They expect you to cater to their every whim. >7. They are moody >8. They leave hair everywhere > >CONCLUSION: They are tiny little women in fur coats > >What is a dog? > >1.Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in >the house. >2.They can hear a package of food open half a block away, but don't hear you >when you're in the same room. >3.They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time. >4. They growl when they are not happy. >5.When you want to play, they want to play. >6.When you want to be alone, they want to play. >7. They leave their toys everywhere. >8.They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. >9.They go right for the crotch as soon as they meet you. > >CONCLUSION: They are tiny little men in fur coats
