> "Building codes, master," Sasuke replied. "This is a residential > block, and the Neriman government
Errr...change that to "the city" please? Because the phrase "Neriman government" is utter bullshit and reads badly. > "Would YOU please explain to ME, Kunou-chan," Nabiki broke in, > "how in the world you got a dojo AND a brand new house built here OVER > NIGHT? I mean, nobody even heard a thing! Not to mention, what > happened to the people who lived here before?" It's the Ranmaverse. Things get rebuilt overnight all the time, why should this surprise her? > "What other interested party?" she asked, somewhat baffled. Who, > besides Kunou, would want to build a kendo hall at the Tendou dojo? > "Oh, it's done already? Awesome! That was fast." > Nabiki felt her spine go rigid at the sound of that voice. > "NO." She shook her head. "No. No way. Absolutely not." > "Ahem," Preston cleared his throat, pointing at her feet. "I > believe you are on my property." BRILLIANT! XD > "Due to an unfortunate bubblegum-accident," he was saying soberly, > "Hinako-sensei will be in the hospital for the next month or so, and > will be unable to attend classes." O_O;; I....I'm not sure I even want to KNOW... > "Hello class," the teacher greeted them. "My name is Sakai Emi. > I'll be your new homeroom sensei." Oh dear... > "You certainly have an odd collection of characters around here," > he commented. > "You're telling me," Ukyou agreed wholeheartedly as she bent to > retrieve her giant battle-spatula from where she had dropped it when > Mousse had accosted her. Straightening, she adjusted her bandoleer. > "Makes things a bit difficult for normal people like us, don't you > think?" > Piku nodded. "Oh, absolutely." **sweatdrop** > Kouryuu's hold, Shampoo's legs wrapped themselves nimbly around Ranma's > head. At that moment he realized, with a sudden stab of fear and panic, > that this was quite probably the absolute most compromising position he > had ever found himself in, bar none. > "RANMAAAH!" > <Right on cue,> he thought, with growing dread. Oh dear. > <Well,> Ranma thought as she clambered dripping up onto the grass. > <At least she waited to dunk me until all the students were gone.> The girl has issues. > Ranma opened her mouth, then shut it as her gaze fell on Nabiki. > The rare glint of slyness that entered Ranma's eye made Nabiki feel > suddenly uncomfortable. Oh damn. > With a theatrical flare, Ranma put a hand to her face. "Oh, Kunou > my darling. I have learned of your secret engagement -- to that woman!" WAHAHAHAHAHA! Revenge is a bitch. XD > Nonetheless, his hands shook as he gazed at them in apparent > horror, as if lamenting their powerlessness. "Oh, that fate, like a > storm at sea, hath torn me from the twin atolls of my love and cast the > ship of my heart upon YOUR rocky shoals!" ...he's ASKING for it, with that kind of remark. > "Kunou-chan, you really need to get more in touch with reality." > "And you, Tendou Nabiki, need to get more in touch with humanity." OUCH. > "S-sorry to intrude," Ryouga stammered, rubbing the back of his > head in embarrassment. He sent a glare at Ranma, but Ranma didn't > notice since he was clearly too busy sweating as Emi discussed his > severe academic shortcomings with his concerned mother. Dinner party from hell, that. XD > "Tigers?" Emi blurted, and then felt like a parrot, repeating his > own words back to him yet again. "In Japan?" > "Oh, no," he smiled. "I grew up in the Qinghai province of China, > near a place called Jusenkyou. Have you heard of it?" Oh dear. > "Yes!" Emi shot back. "No, actually, don't ask him -- TELL him." > "What?" > "Tell him, 'Ditch the other woman, or we're through.' Just like > that." Emi thought it might be better if Akane just skipped to the > "we're through" part. But it wasn't up to her. No kidding it isn't. In fact, she'd do well to not stick her nose in other peoples' business altogether... :/ (Incidentally, I *really* do not like this particular character. Preston and Kyouryuu are okay, but Emi is really, really... I dunno, but she just makes my teeth grind.) > "Nah," he said, giving the boy a little shake, like he was a fish > that was too small and should be thrown back. "Just Gosenkugi." Gos*u*nkugi. > "Well, do bring him in for some desert," Kasumi said, "We've got plenty of it, after all. Sahara, Gobi..." > romantic situation that she had failed to mention. She certainly had > more admirers than Emi had ever had Gee, one can only wonder why. :P > But right now, Emi was wondering if it had been entirely wise to > take on Ranma and Akane as students. She was having enough trouble just > navigating their personal lives. Which is NONE OF HER FUCKING BUSINESS to begin with... I really, REALLY hate this character, and I hope she is messily killed in short order. ================================ "Sheik Protein? He's a mean ol' ass, Cid." ~~*~~ The Eternal Lost Lurker www.lurkerdrome.com --- .-------Anime/Manga Fanfiction Mailing List--------. | Administrators - [EMAIL PROTECTED] | | Unsubscribing - [EMAIL PROTECTED] | | Put 'unsubscribe' in the subject | `------------ FAQ URL coming soon.... -------------'