Few Smiles for YOU...........:))) *[image: funscrape.com]* ** *You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. * *[image: funscrape.com]*
*At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. * *[image: funscrape.com]* *A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And by then, it was too late.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. * *[image: funscrape.com]* *If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. * *[image: funscrape.com]* *Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life* * thinking they had no faults at all. * *[image: funscrape.com]* *First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' * *[image: funscrape.com]* *Dalai Lama was asked “What thing about humanity surprises you the most?” His answer was as follows: “Man, Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money, * *then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health, then * *he is so anxious about the future that he doesn't enjoy the present, * *then as a result he doesn't live in the present or the future then he lives as * *if he’s never going to die, then he dies having never really lived.” * *[image: funscrape.com]* *Gentle exercise for the more mature. I tried it, I liked it, you will too!* *The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.* *Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!* *SCROLL DOWN............. v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v NOW SCROLL UP..* *That's enough for the first day. Great job.* ** [image: funscrape.com] ** *EMAIL ETIQUETTE:* ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce * **SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!! *Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients -- *Permission is granted to share.* However, please remove my name before forwarding. Should you not be able to delete my name, please do not share with others*. THANK YOU. * *I believe in God as being creator of all and pray he continues to Bless America, our Troops & Our Allies.** * *To continue being one nation under God and to keep our freedom, continue reminding your local and Federal representatives. especially the newly elected.* -- USE INCREDIMAIL ONLY IN THIS GROUP NO NUDITY ALLOWED
