A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a
beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, *'No, I'd like to see something more special.'* At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. *'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000*the jeweller said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, *'We'll take it.'*The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, *'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now* *and you* *can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'* On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said *'Sir...There's no money in that account.* *''I know,' *said the old man... *'But let me tell you about my weekend….* *Not All Seniors Are Senile...* __._,_.___ ------------------------------ . __,_._,___ -- -- USE INCREDIMAIL ONLY IN THIS GROUP NO NUDITY ALLOWED --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
