*Bro**ad**band in the Bush.* [image: cid:9015B7BD5EFC43D6B228BF13490ED5DF@TonyPC]
*Aussie Computer Terminology - Getting ready for Broadband in the bush! * *A little bit of Aussie culcha.* *LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.* *LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.* *MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.* *DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.* *HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.* *KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.* *WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather's cold.* *SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season..* *BYTE: What mozzies do* *MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.* *CHIP: A pub snack.* *MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.* *MODEM: What you did to the lawns.* *LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.* *SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.* *HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.* *MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.* *MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.* *WEB: What spiders make.* *WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the veranda.* *SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go.* *CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go.* *YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.* *UPGRADE: A steep hill.* *SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.* *MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.* *USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.* *NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.* *INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.* *NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.* *ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.* *OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough**.* __._,_.___ ------------------------------ . __,_._,___ -- -- USE INCREDIMAIL ONLY IN THIS GROUP NO NUDITY ALLOWED --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
