*Couple in their nineties** are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember **..* *Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.*
*'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'* *'Sure.'* *'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.* *'No, I can remember it.'* *'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'* *He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'* *'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.* *Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'* *Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.* *'Where's my toast?'* *An elderly couple **had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.* *The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'* *The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'* *The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.'* *'Do you mean a rose?''Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'* *Hospital regulations **require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he **d* *idn't need my help to leave the hospital.After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.* *On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'* *A senior citizen** said to his eighty-year old buddy:* *'So I hear you're getting married?'* *'Yep!'* *'Do I know her?'* *'Nope!'* *'This woman, is she good looking?'* *'Not really.'* *'Is she a good cook?'* *'Naw, she can't cook too well.'* *'Does she have lots of money?'* *'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'* *'Well, then, is she good in bed?'* *'I don't know.'* *'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?''Because she can still drive!'* *A man** was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'* *'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'* *'Twelve thirty.'* *Morris**, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.* *A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.* *A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'* *Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'* *One more. . .!* *A little old man* * shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'* *'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'* *Now**, before you 'forget ', send them on to some other folks you know who could use a good laugh!!* [image: cid:1__=09bb0aa6dfd2d46a8f9e8a93d...@harcros.com] [image: cid:1__=09bb0aa6dfd2d46a8f9e8a93d...@harcros.com] . __._,_.___ ------------------------------ . __,_._,___ -- -- USE INCREDIMAIL ONLY IN THIS GROUP NO NUDITY ALLOWED --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to fiftiesoldiesmusicgroup+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
