My Fellow Filexians,Time out.....Jokes muna tayo. Jun C.
- *I don't know if you have watched *David Letterman's Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show… *Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letterman** 10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives. 9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van). 8. Dignitaries generally** **are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners. 7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper? 6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork** * * 5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst... psst"** **or 'hoy....hoy...hoy...' 4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror**, **or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard**.** 3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House. 2. State dinners do not allow "Take* *Home". AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN **U.S.** * *PRESIDENT IS... ** 1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!* ------------------------------ Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles. Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center.<http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=48246/*http:/autos.yahoo.com/green_center/;_ylc=X3oDMTE5cDF2bXZzBF9TAzk3MTA3MDc2BHNlYwNtYWlsdGFncwRzbGsDZ3JlZW4tY2VudGVy> ------------------------------ Explore the seven wonders of the world Learn more!<http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=7+wonders+world&mkt=en-US&form=QBRE> ------------------------------ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! MSN Messenger<http://g.msn.com/8HMAEN/2743??PS=47575>Download today it's FREE! ** --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "filex2007" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/filex2007?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
